Alright, if the title is anything to go by, yes, I watch Game of Thrones. Me… and the rest of the world. Certain aspects of the characters intrigue me, and I’ve noticed that I behave similarly, depending on the situation at hand. Now, one thing you, the reader, must remember is my golden rule: I cannot stand stupid people. I hate dealing with stupid people at my doctor’s office and at the restaurant. These are the type of people who put square pegs into round holes, and get mad at me when they don’t fit. It’s equal parts funny and infuriating.
At the dentist, people miss appointments pretty much every day. Hey! Shit happens! I understand. What I don’t understand is when they don’t call and tell me that they aren’t coming, and then they get mad when I charge them according to our office policy.
“But I didn’t get a reminder call from you!”
“Ma’am/sir, I called you myself, twice.”
-cue the crickets-
“But I didn’t get a reminder call!”
Square peg… round hole. I’m laughing on the inside.
At the restaurant, it is slightly different. I once had a couple walk in and the young lady said, “Table for two, but we’ll be having two more.”
“So you’re a table of four.”
A pause so long, you could have walked the length of London Bridge.
“Yeah.”
Okay, step back, child, before you hurt yourself.
Pretty much that picture in a nutshell. If you’ve watched Game of Thrones, which character does that remind you of more…?
And on that note, it’s been real!